You have reached the complaint department.
We are currently closed due to lack of concern and a bad attitude. We probably won't ever reopen.

I have recorded your IP address. I know who you are now. I don't like whiners. I could post your name on here. Would that make you happy? In the world of the internet, you do need to be careful what you click on, just a little tip for the future...
Some of us are GOOD with computers. Are you sure you want to mess with me?

Heywood suggests that you get a quarter and call someone who cares. Again, I would be happy to take your requests, but please be aware I bill at $75 an hour base rate. I charge double if you make me crabby.

Please feel free to make your OWN website if you don't like this one, or here's an idea! Just go away!

That is all!
Have a nice day!