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Are you proud of your education?
Graduating high school was a chore!
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Went back to school
Can't spell school
I am a school
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Tell us about your military service, branch, years you served, where you served and what you do now.
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Got any great grandkids?
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Hobbies, special interests, favorite pastimes, ok, truth is, we want to know what you define as fun:
A little info about you to be posted on the website. Time to brag, time to whine, time to lie, your choice! (oh yeah, I have to censor these to some extent, uh DUH! Try to behave!!! )
Do you have...
Check any that apply:
Facebook Page?
MySpace page?
A headache
I dated Page, does that count?
OMG, lol, wtf is this stuff, btw?
Are you up on the times?
Technology level:
Only one of these please!
I'm still working on finding the on button
Hey, I got here! Don't push!
I'm getting these things figured out
I work in IT
My parents are computers
What do you think is a noteworthy achievement?
Check any that apply:
I support charitable works
I work for our environment
My career is very important
I'm politically active, and out to save the world!
I sure have some great parties (still!)
My dog likes me...usually.
Bah Humbug, Tiny Tim is a wimp!
I hold the land speed record for
changing diapers
I personally am saving the economy by
shopping more.
Point me to Nordies!
Think? Noteworthy? My brain is often
mistaken for a gelatin salad!
These are more for fun...they may appear, depending on what you choose....
Let's have a vocabulary quiz!
Do you still use any of these words?
Select all that apply...
P.S. Use a few on the neighbors...
Groovy, groovin'
Peace, man!
'nam (for Vietnam!)
Doobie
Don't have a cow!
Beat Feet
Bogart
Bummer
I Got Dibs!
Far Out
Dork
Funky
Heavy
Going to the submarine races
Lay rubber
(hard to do with a 2 stroke engine )
Going steady
Glass packs
Hacked
Hang loose
Lay it on me
Mooning (as in shooting the...)
Moonie (as in cult members)
Neat!
Far Out
Right on!
Threads
Shine it on!
What do you drive?
Small but gets great gas mileage
I'm concerned with my footprint
Big, I like to be seen
Just a car
I like to blend in.
A hybrid
I'm ecologically correct.
Well its more than JUST a car
I don't need status symbols
SUV - ya never know when
I'll need to go off road! Call me ready!
a Minivan (snort...)
Ha, ha, ha, that's too funny!
I wouldn't admit to this! lmao!
Something Deluxe possibly imported
I have arrived!
Something Sporty and Sexy
I'm in denial!
Station Wagon
I want to be my mother...
A motorcycle
I have LOTS of hormones.
a Truck
I am a Manly Man (or woman)
an old Truck
I am a POOR Manly Man (or woman)
Or...I live in Idaho!
a vintage car from the eighties or before
I am stuck in a time warp!
a yellow school bus
I overdid it with the wacky tobacky!
two trucks
I am a Big Manly Man (or woman)
a Moped/Segueway
What more can be added to THAT?
I take the bus
so? How many tickets did you get?
This is America, its unAmerican
to not have a car!
What color socks do you have on right now? Did you know they'll rat you in?
Select one
NONE! My feet are going commando!
Conservative, down to my toes!
Wild, I hide my freak flag but its still there!
Normal, Just like me!
White, Fashion sense? What's that?
Lacy and see through, I do diva!
Cotton, to go with my sensible shoes!
And, do you currently have any of these items?
Check any that apply! If you check more than four, you'll be put in a time machine and sent back...
A Lava Lamp
A Black Light
A Day Glo Poster
An Eight Track Player
A Fringed Vest
A Car From the sixties
*only counts if it has a big block
*two points if you drove it in high school
* minus two points if its a Ford
* plus ten points if its a convertible
A Beach Boys Album
A Slide Rule
A Tie Dye Shirt
A Chrome Gas Pedal that looks like a foot
Anything macrame
* minus two points if you made it
Hot Pants (the clothing, uh?)
Green Stamps
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